Big Fat Movie Reviews: Nickelodeon

Big Fat Movie Reviews: Nickelodeon: "Ryan O'Neal, Burt Reynolds, Tatum O'Neal, Brian Keith Dir: Peter Bogdanovich Running Time: 116 mins Certificate: PG Release date: 21st ..."

Nickelodeon

Ryan O'Neal, Burt Reynolds, Tatum O'Neal, Brian Keith
Dir: Peter Bogdanovich
Running Time: 116 mins
Certificate: PG
Release date: 21st December 1976

The 70s brought a series of movies set at the turn of the century, or during the depression (far too many to mention here). Peter Bogdanovich was responsible for one of the greatest, Paper Moon with Ryan and Tatum O'Neal. He re teamed them here with this delightful tribute to the start of cinema.

Leo Harrigan is a failed lawyer who stumbles into the world of H.H. Cobb, a big, brash movie mogul who takes him under his wing as a writer, even though Leo steals his ideas from stories in the newspaper. Dumped in the middle of nowhere to negotiate with a film crew, their director fleeing with all their money. Leo is told to take over the reins and he soon has to deal with the egos of the actors, a young girl who is far more intelligent than everyone else and falling in love with a short-sighted woman who is torn between the director and the handsome leading man. Plus protecting their work from the Patent Group who don't like independent film makers.

So much story crammed into under two hours but don't fret. This is a film full of fun that it doesn't matter if the plot gets bogged down. Bogdanovich is such a fan of the early years of Hollywood that he does steal from the greats of the silent comedy work but it's done with affection.

We tend to forget that Ryan O'Neal was a huge star in the 70s. Ever since Love Story, he made a big splash with films like Paper Moon, What's Up, Doc? and Driver. His quiet understated performance fits perfectly here as the accident-prone man who is thrown into a world he never fully understands while looking love-lorn for a woman he can never have. He is ably supported by Burt Reynolds putting on his best smug star act as the leading man who steals the girl. Reynolds was always a watchable star (and one of the biggest names of the 70s).

Tatum O'Neal delivers another deadpan performance that made her a star in Paper Moon. This could quite easily be Addie Loggins' sister.

The question that most ask is whatever happened to Jane Hitchcock, the pretty yet clumsy leading lady. This was her movie debut and yet she turned her back on Hollywood to concentrate on her modelling career, which she is still doing today. She fits in very well with the rest of the cast too.

This is a delightful comedy with some terrific set pieces (the balloon scene and filming with ostriches still make me chuckle). Not one of Bogdanovich's best film but certainly a very personal film and it still makes you smile throughout.

Big Fat Movie Reviews: The Mechanic (2011)

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Big Fat Movie Reviews: Abba The Movie (1977)

Big Fat Movie Reviews: Abba The Movie (1977): "Anni-Frid Lyngstad, Benny Andersson, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Agnetha Faltskog Director: Lasse Hallstrom Running time: 95 minutes Certificate: U UK ..."

Big Fat Movie Reviews: Plan 9 From Outer Space

Big Fat Movie Reviews: Plan 9 From Outer Space: "Bela Lugosi, Tor Johnson, Gregory Walcott Dir: Edward D. Wood Running Time: 79 mins Certificate: PG Release date 22nd July 1952 (US) ..."

Plan 9 From Outer Space

Bela Lugosi, Tor Johnson, Gregory Walcott
Dir: Edward D. Wood
Running Time: 79 mins
Certificate: PG
Release date 22nd July 1952 (US)

The first time I saw this I thought to myself, “How can someone direct something to inept, so obviously awful and believe this is the greatest thing since Citizen Kane?” Was there a blindness that Ed Wood was suffering from, that he couldn’t see how amateurish this was? I suppose he was suffering from the same illusions of grandeur that those contests on the X Factor suffer, who think they are the best thing since Whitney Houston, and then they open their mouths and a sound that can only be described as blood-curdling exits, and then even when they are told they are useless, they still think they are brilliant.

So why do I love it so?. There is so much on offer here, whether it be the cardboard gravestones, the hubcap flying saucers, the expert use of a shower curtain, I could go on, but every time you watch it, you find something different to openly laugh at. The dialogue is truly classic:

“Visits? That would indicate visitors.”

“But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible.”

There’s so much more but you have to see it to believe it. From the hoax beginning of Criswell warning us that what we are about to see is based on sworn testimony, you are on a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, and there’s plenty of games you can play while watching: The Night and Day game; Which is Bela? Who is reading from a script? What is Tor Johnson actually saying?

What makes this almost impossible to resist is that modern day film makers, especially those who commission those terrible monster movies that the SyFy channel churn out every five minutes, haven’t learnt from Ed Wood’s mistakes and they still believe that theirs is a fine, entertaining work, just like Wood’s did. He believed that his film was going to ignite the world. Well it did. It has been studied, poked, pruned by experts and fans alike but the truth of the matter is this. Just take it for what it is: a gloriously outlandish mess that you can sit with your friends with a huge bowl of popcorn and laugh at the complete ineptitude of the proceedings. There is one other film you can do the same to, and that is The Room (Oh we love The Room…but more about that at another time). We also love Plan Nine!

Abba The Movie (1977)

Anni-Frid Lyngstad, Benny Andersson, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Agnetha Faltskog

Director: Lasse Hallstrom

Running time: 95 minutes

Certificate: U

UK release date: 16 February 1978.

I remember seeing this movie and a small fee picked in Southgate.  What made the visit more memorable was that this is the start of the punk era, and into the screening arrived three archetypal punk rockers, but the Dr. Marten boots laced UP to their knees, extremely tight jeans, leather jackets with the anarchy sign painted on with Tipex and Mohicans.  Now what you have to remember is that the only punks had ever seen before and were the ones that appeared on TV when bill Grundy had persuaded them to swear as part of tea time viewing.  Seeing them in the flesh was something else.  But why on earth would they want to come and see out of the movie?  They sat down right at the very front but didn’t sit on the seats, preferring the dark Lino covered flooring, which they spend most of the movie trying to set fire to.  So it just goes to show you that the appeal of the Swedish super group even ran to fans of punk rock.

The film covers the 1977 Australian tour of the band.  Full to the brim of ABBA songs that later went on to the smash hits, the makers decided that it wasn’t enough just to watch the band perform, so they included a storyline.  It involved a completely incompetent Australian DJ who promises to get an exclusive interview with the group.  Interspersed between the songs, we see this bumbling idiot, who gets more annoying as the film progresses, desperately trying to get into all the places that ABBA are visiting and failing miserably.

The film works best when we’re just left with the group performing their songs.  Take a Chance on Me, The Name of the Game and Thank You for Music all appear along with some of the greatest hits.  Some of the tracks of performed live while others were turned into pop video circa 1977.  The film was directed by Lasse Hallstrom, who later went on to direct great movies such as My Life as a Dog, The Cider House Rules, Chocolat and more recently, but not so great, Dear John.  He was the perfect choice to make this movie is had spent most of his time with a group making their pop videos.  

ABBA the movie is not perfect in any way.  In a time in which we’re so used a quick editing and fast shots, modern audiences might find this too leisurely.  But the fans of the Swedish Group will love listening to songs, watching the sometimes cheesy videos, and getting completely lost in a time in which we were oh so innocent and spandex was the greatest thing that was ever invented.

3/5